So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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