we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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