Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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