I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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