so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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