You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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