she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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