A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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