We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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