Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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