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• (727): View more from Florida

  singing on the bus should be illegal

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  huh?

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  There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.

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  Why?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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  That would be so convenient

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well

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• (209): View more from California

  Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(

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  And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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