so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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