Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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