Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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(352): View more from Florida

Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.

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(831): View more from California

She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.

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(707): View more from California

I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha

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(775): View more from Nevada

So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...

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