fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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