You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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