What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize