So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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