garbage
garbage dick
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you win
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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