Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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