He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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