I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
