google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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