He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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