420 ftw
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
this boner is exhausting
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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