do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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