Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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