There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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