Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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