Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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