I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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