Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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