So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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