Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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