I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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