Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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