So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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