Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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