Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
