As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The beer is more important than you right now.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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