walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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