she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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