Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
