i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
