Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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