it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
