I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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