Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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