i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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