did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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So many bounce houses so little time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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