Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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