It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
