I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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