Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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