Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
wow bdsm is so cute
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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